Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Da Days o' Puddles Duddles

In honor of Puddles' flair for da dramatic, we present her very own soap opera!


Puddles starts her day heading to da office to works hard for da treats. But by night she be ready to PARTAY!!


So she be puttin' on her PARTAY clothes and hangin' out wif da likes o' dese characters!!!


Den froms across da room she spots a tall dark and handsome stranger. She gives him dat look dat says "Hey buy mes a beer!" .

Da next thing you know there are some "indiskreshuns" happening. She's found her soul mate like our Gubernor...


Da next morning, she be feelin' ruff...



Wif hers eyes all swole up...



But wut do she be discoverin' 'cept that tall dark stranger wasn't that much of a stranger after all. She been lookin' through dem beer goggles.
He be...


DA GROUNDHOG!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!



So Puddles, let dis be you's roast and you's intervention. Happy Birfday girl!
Have fun... but not too much fun!!
Luv,
Your Neighbors,
The Heartbeats




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16 comments:

  1. ZonaJuly 28, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    BOL! That soap opera is riveting! Puddles is going to love it! Maybe it'll teach her to stay away from that groundhog!

    Wags,
    Zona

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  2. George The LadJuly 28, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    Hehehe, good soap opera, I like them beer glasses
    See Yea George xxx

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  3. 3 doxiesJuly 28, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    HA, a soap opera. I always wondered why I couldn't see right, now I know,
    I don't know what bes worse da kitteh kat or da ground hop...bwhahahahaha!
    Dis was so fun and I'm glad to haves a fur=ture in da entertainment business.
    Thank you also fuy me card. But, why didn't you stop by...duh!

    Puddles

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  4. Frankie Furter and ErnieJuly 28, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    HYSTERICAL !!! EXCELLENT job!

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  5. ♥ SallieJuly 28, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    The groundhog! LOL! Too funny. :)

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  6. My Mind's EyeJuly 28, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Oh my Dogs and Cats that is hilarious!!! Excellent job. Your assistant might want to consider writing a romance novel.
    HA
    Madi and Mom

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  7. AnonymousJuly 28, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Very funny! Her life does seem to be like a soap opera... well, a bad soap opera. BOL

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  8. Maggie Mae and MaxJuly 28, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    This was very funny indeed! You guys is lucky cuz you gets to pawty in person with Puddles!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  9. UnknownJuly 28, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    BOL!!!! ***Puddles Got Hers Beer Goggles On***

    BOL!

    Great Job!
    MinnaK

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  10. AnonymousJuly 28, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Hi there! I'm another furend of Puddles and I just has to say this is one of the funniest roasties I've read all day! (Whoa! I gots to get out of that rhyming thing.) So what you're saying is that her groundhog "battle scar" wasn't a scar at all - but really a HICKEY!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  11. The HeartbeatsJuly 28, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    BAHAHAHAHA! Puddles gots a hickey!!!!!

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  12. AnonymousJuly 28, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    Lol, what a cute post! It's very nice to meet you ♥

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  13. houndstoothJuly 28, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    *rolls over laughing* Oh, now the truth is out! Of course the beer goggles made the groundhog look sexy!

    Bunny

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  14. The Daily Pip July 28, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    That's pretty funny! Mr. Groundhog is kind of cute, I guess ...

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  15. Those Elgin PugsJuly 28, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    Oh My Goodness!!!
    This was too funnies!!!!! We's can't stop snortin'!!

    Puddles is sure to forgets 'bout her other man 'da Gump!! Bahahahahaha!!!!

    Tanks for stopping by our bloggy!! We's love new furriends!! Espeicially, ones who's roast and we's can toast wit...
    to 'da Puddles duddles brains washier!! he hees.

    Pug Hugs!!!

    Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

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  16. the booker manJuly 29, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    ya'll, this was totally the bestest miss puddles soap opera evarrr!! it was the groundhog after all!! *giggle* oh, and i love how you threw in the governor reference cuz guess what! i live in south carolina, too! REPRESENT! teehee.
    *woof*
    the booker man

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